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300px|right Blowjob (Also known as Rock BJ) is a song sung by Donna and Gaz in the Two Pints musical flash back episode,When Janet Met Jonny.

Lyrics Edit

(gaz)
Well I can give you children
Pay the CSA for you
And I deposit condoms
very carefully for you
Is there not a woman in here
That can fit me up her fanny
Cos I've searched the whole of Cheshire
In every nook and cranny

I'm a heart throb for the masses
I give cunnilingus too
I expel noxious gases
But not while I'm doing you
Is there not one of you ladies
That can see that I am gorgeous
It's not like I've got rabies
But you seem to find me nausious

You said your name was Donna
Well I'd have to keep the light off
I know you really wanna
And you really pissed me right off

Chorus:
Can I get a blow job
I wanna blow job
I need a blow job
Out of you
Can I get a blow job
I wanna blow job
I need a blow job
Out of you

(Donna)
I'm not one of those people
to jump into bed with wankers
Not gonna climb your steeple
Or bite or scratch or spank ya
Cos you're a filthy person
You can stick it up your bum
And I've never seen a worse one
You inbred piece of scum

(Donna)
By the way your armpits stink of shoe (Can I get a blow job
I wanna blow job)

There's no one that will end up doing you (I need a blow job out of you)

Your dancing like the fat one out of Blue (So can i get a blow job
I wanna blow job)

And your so damn revolting, it's untrue (I need a blow job out of you)

(gaz): If there's not a woman out there
(donna): There's not a woman out there

(gaz)
If there weren't a woman out there
That you'll do
You'd have to do

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