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300px|right Couchez pas le Garcon Sanky is a song from the episode "When Janet Met Jonny". It features Donna, Janet, and Louise.

Lyrics Edit

(Louise-Spoken): I think you'll find it does!
[Music Starts]

{Louise}
Oh Girl, you're so mistaken,
That boy is god forsaken,
His hair so greasy, his clothes are cheesy, and he stinks of kwik-save bacon...

{Janet}
Louise, you're just too wrong,
My feelings here are strong,
I think he's fit,
He's my Brad Pitt,
Have you seen the size of his tongue?

{all}
Couches pas le garçon skanky, (comme ca)x2

{Donna}
I think Louise is right,
He sure don't look your type,
He's skankerrific, oh, his breath's horrific,
He ain't pretty in daylight...

(Janet-spoken)
Skankerricfic's not a word!
(Donna-spoken)
It means terrifically skankified, it was on Call My Bluff.

{Louise}
Janet, can we speak,
This guy's a walking geek,
he's got no job.

(Donna)
Got a little knob.

(Louise)
He's a living, breathing freak!

(Janet-spoken)
Louise, you just hate men!

{Louise}
I ain't no manhater,
But stick to the vibrator,
He's no good,
His name is mud with a face like a potato...

{all}
Couches pas le garçon skanky, (comme ca)x2

{Louise}
Oh honey, can't you hear?
Your head's too full of beer,
You go with him,
You'll find your quim
Goes bad at your next smear.

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