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(Johnny) It's the strangest feeling Now I've seen her, I could never let her go

Is this love at first sight Or just that dodgy egg mayo roll

She's making me feel sick I feel i cud shit a hundred bricks

Is this love at first sight Or is it just, too much Heineken

I've been watching her all night don't even know the colour of her eyes


Is this love at first sight or lust, cos I could tell you her bra size

Her bra size Tell you her bra size Her bra size

Well I think we could be together I think my face could be her chair


Cos I'm not fussy whatsoever And she's not wearing any underwear

I wish she'd come and touch me get naked and get off her rocks


Is this love at first sight I'll let you know when I see her dirt box

(Donna - spoken) Right come on this calls for an urgent toilet meeting

(Johnny) Is this love at first sight Now I've seen her I could never let her go

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